Kris: how the fuck am I supposed to get there
Kai: what the hell! I'm not fucking elasta-man!
Chanyeol: dammit! I think I ripped my nutsack
Chen: not sure...but I think there is a ballsack on my forehead
Sehun: oh sorry bro, I'm freeballin today
Suho: If I just lay down in that cheating?
Lay: right foot green....which one is my right again?
Luhan: who made this fucking game!?
Baekhyun: You mean Japan
Xiumin: Japan has a lot of gay porn
Tao: ...and that has everything to do with twister